The Music of Dungeon Siege

Well, really it's just the one song. But I thought it was pretty funny. Blind Guardian - Skalds and Shadows.mp3


This is not going to be a full post because as much as I love Uwe, I'm not about to do a whole thing on him in this day and age. Especially since he's progressed from making wildly entertaining bad movies into making dull middle-of-the-road movies.

If you haven't downloaded the song yet (and who can blame you, it's some bad folk rock about wizards and eunuchs or some shit), here are some sample lyrics to fire you up. Taken from the first terrible lyrics page on google and probably partially incorrect at best:

Do you believe there is sense in it
Is it true for myth
There one in my ryhmes
Nobody knows the meaning behind
The weaver's line
Well nobody else but the Nords can
See through the blazing fires of time and
All things will procede as the child of the hallowed
We'll speak to you now

Bonus tiny video of Jason Statham punching out a gotdamn horse like Mongo in Blazing Saddles.